The fly sat upon the axel-tree of the chariot-wheel and said, 'What a dust do I raise!'
Beerisms
- 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. What a coincidence. -
Stephen Wright
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny
Youngman
- They speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst. - Scottish
Proverb
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -
Dorothy Parker
- When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go
to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -Brian O'Rourke
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin
Franklin
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry
- You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -
it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear
weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-Frank Zappa
- Work is the curse of the drinking class. -Oscar Wilde
- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -
Kaiser Welhelm
